Hush Now, Poor Baby.

I realized today that I’m really not who most people are looking for when they want real advice or comfort. I’m that person who will tell you that every problem you’ve ever had in your life you have also caused, and that if you can’t get over yourself and accept that, you’re never going to fix a thing. I’ll tell you that everything alters with perspective; that mind over matter works every time. There need never be anger involved; again—get over it. There are more important things in the world than your emotions. People in Africa have to prioritize their stomachaches over their heartaches regularly. Go do something worthwhile and stop wallowing in your pool of self-pity—it’s pathetic. Now stop being sad.

Feel better?

Lol okay I admit I’m not as harsh as I claim to be, and I’m actually a great listener, but everything I wrote is also true to my beliefs. That being said, I could never tell you that “things will work out in the end” or that something was “meant to be” with any conviction. I could never give you any excuses to why you failed at whatever it is you failed at either, because I wouldn’t believe any of that BS myself. I could, however, easily and truthfully tell you that everyone makes mistakes, and you’ll be a better person if you take advantage of this one. Or that you really are a good person; I’m here for you and I love you.

And if that doesn’t make you feel better, I can do no more.